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Fortune: 311 - 320 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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fenderberg, n.:
        The large glacial deposits that form on the insides
        of car fenders during snowstorms.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
 
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Ferguson's Precept:
        A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."
 
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Fidelity, n.:
        A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
 
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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Corollary:
        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
 
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Fifth Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
        there is nothing important to do.
 
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File cabinet:
        A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
 
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filibuster, n.:
        Throwing your wait around.
 
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Finagle's Creed:
        Science is true.  Don't be misled by facts.
 
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Finagle's Eighth Law:
        If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Ninth Law:
        No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to
        fake it.

Finagle's Tenth Law:
        No matter what the result someone is always eager to misinterpret it.

Finagle's Eleventh Law:
        No matter what occurs, someone believes it happened according to
        his pet theory.
 
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Finagle's First Law:
        If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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