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Fortune: 321 - 330 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Finagle's First Law:
        To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.

Finagle's Second Law:
        Always keep a record of data -- it indicates you've been working.

Finagle's Fourth Law:
        Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes
        it worse.

Finagle's Fifth Law:
        Always draw your curves, then plot your readings.

Finagle's Sixth Law:
        Don't believe in miracles -- rely on them.
 
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Finagle's Second Law:
        No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be
        someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it
        happened according to his own pet theory.
 
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Finagle's Seventh Law:
        The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.
 
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Finagle's Third Law:
        In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
        beyond all need of checking, is the mistake

Corollaries:
        (1) Nobody whom you ask for help will see it.
        (2) The first person who stops by, whose advice you really
            don't want to hear, will see it immediately.
 
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Fine's Corollary:
        Functionality breeds Contempt.
 
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Finster's Law:
        A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 
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First Law of Bicycling:
        No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
 
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First law of debate:
        Never argue with a fool.  People might not know the difference.
 
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First Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
        for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who
        imposed the deadline).

Fifth Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
        there is nothing important to do.
 
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First Law of Socio-Genetics:
        Celibacy is not hereditary.
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