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Fortune: 41 - 50 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Alone, adj.:
        In bad company.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Ambidextrous, adj.:
        Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Ambiguity:
        Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
 
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Ambition, n:
        An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while
        living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
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Amoebit:
        Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
 
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Andrea's Admonition:
        Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you.
        If you think his window is closed and he can't hear you,
        it isn't and he can.
 
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Androphobia:
        Fear of men.
 
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Anoint, v.:
        To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently
        slippery.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
Linux Definitions:  49 of 1105

Anthony's Law of Force:
        Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
 
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Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
        Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
        corner of the workshop.

Corollary:
        On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike
        your toes.
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