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Fortune: 411 - 420 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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handshaking protocol, n:
        A process employed by hostile hardware devices to initate a
        terse but civil dialogue, which, in turn, is characterized by
        occasional misunderstanding, sulking, and name-calling.
 
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Hangover, n.:
        The burden of proof.
 
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hangover, n.:
        The wrath of grapes.
 
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Hanlon's Razor:
        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
        by stupidity.
 
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Hanson's Treatment of Time:
        There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
        before Saturday.
 
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Happiness, n.:
        An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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hard, adj.:
        The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those
        of other people.
 
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Hardware, n.:
        The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
 
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Harriet's Dining Observation:
        In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
        increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
 
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Harris's Lament:
        All the good ones are taken.
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