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Fortune: 441 - 450 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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honeymoon, n.:
        A short period of doting between dating and debting.
                -- Ray C. Bandy
 
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Honorable, adj.:
        Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.  In legislative
        bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as,
        "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:
        Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
 
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Horngren's Observation:
        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
 
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Household hint:
        If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a
        dandy substitute.
 
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
        #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
 
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
        #15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
 
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HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:
        #32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
 
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Howe's Law:
        Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
 
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Hubbard's Law:
        Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
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