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Fortune: 481 - 490 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  481 of 1105

ISO applications:
        A solution in search of a problem!
 
Linux Definitions:  482 of 1105

Issawi's Laws of Progress:
        The Course of Progress:
                Most things get steadily worse.
        The Path of Progress:
                A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
 
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It is fruitless:
        to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactate fluid.

        to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with
        innovative maneuvers.
 
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"It's in process":
        So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless.
 
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italic, adj:
        Slanted to the right to emphasize key phrases.  Unique to
        Western alphabets; in Eastern languages, the same phrases
        are often slanted to the left.
 
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Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:
        No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
        legislature is in session.
 
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Jenkinson's Law:
        It won't work.
 
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Jim Nasium's Law:
        In a large locker room with hundreds of lockers, the few people
        using the facility at any one time will all have lockers next to
        each other so that everybody is cramped.
 
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job interview, n.:
        The excruciating process during which personnel officers
        separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
 
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job Placement, n.:
        Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
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