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Fortune: 491 - 500 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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jogger, n.:
        An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
 
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Johnny Carson's Definition:
        The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs
        in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the
        taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
 
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Johnson's First Law:
        When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
        most inconvenient possible time.
 
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Johnson's law:
        Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
 
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Jones' First Law:
        Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
        endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an
        obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the
        importance of their original contribution.
 
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Jones' Motto:
        Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
 
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Jones' Second Law:
        The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
        to blame it on.
 
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Juall's Law on Nice Guys:
        Nice guys don't always finish last; sometimes they don't finish.
        Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!
 
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Justice, n.:
        A decision in your favor.
 
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Kafka's Law:
        In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
                -- Franz Kafka, "RS's 1974 Expectation of Days"
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