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Fortune: 551 - 560 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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lighthouse, n.:
        A tall building on the seashore in which the government
        maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
 
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like:
        When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.
 
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Linus' Law:
        There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
 
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lisp, v.:
        To call a spade a thpade.
 
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Lockwood's Long Shot:
        The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street
        aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
 
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love,  n.:
        Love ties in a knot in the end of the rope.
 
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love, n.:
        When it's growing, you don't mind watering it with a few tears.
 
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love, n.:
        When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
        to pleasure.
 
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love, n.:
        When you like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
 
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love, n.:
        When, if asked to choose between your lover
        and happiness, you'd skip happiness in a heartbeat.
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