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Fortune: 71 - 80 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Bachelor:
        A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
 
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Bachelor:
        A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
 
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Backward conditioning:
        Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
 
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Bagbiter:
        1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually intermittently.  2.
adj.: Failing hardware or software.  "This bagbiting system won't let me get
out of spacewar." Usage: verges on obscenity.  Grammatically separable; one
may speak of "biting the bag".  Synonyms: LOSER, LOSING, CRETINOUS,
BLETCHEROUS, BARFUCIOUS, CHOMPER, CHOMPING.
 
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Bagdikian's Observation:
        Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper
        is like trying to play Bach's "St. Matthew Passion" on a ukelele.
 
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Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry:
        A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by
        governors.
 
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Ballistophobia:
        Fear of bullets;
Otophobia:
        Fear of opening one's eyes.
Peccatophobia:
        Fear of sinning.
Taphephobia:
        Fear of being buried alive.
Sitophobia:
        Fear of food.
Trichophobbia:
        Fear of hair.
Vestiphobia:
        Fear of clothing.
 
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Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb:
        The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon
        by the bee.
 
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Banectomy, n.:
        The removal of bruises on a banana.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
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Barach's Rule:
        An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
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