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The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.
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A method of publicizing inventions so others can copy them.
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In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
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You can't fall off the floor.
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The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal
withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA,
medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance,
Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions.
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In international affairs, a period of cheating between two
periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Pecor's Health-Food Principle:
Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
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The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the
sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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A car with only one working headlight.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends