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Fortune: 701 - 710 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

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Patageometry, n.:
        The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
        under brain transplants.
 
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patent:
        A method of publicizing inventions so others can copy them.
 
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Paul's Law:
        In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
 
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Paul's Law:
        You can't fall off the floor.
 
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paycheck:
        The weekly $5.27 that remains after deductions for federal
        withholding, state withholding, city withholding, FICA,
        medical/dental, long-term disability, unemployment insurance,
        Christmas Club, and payroll savings plan contributions.
 
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Peace, n.:
        In international affairs, a period of cheating between two
        periods of fighting.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 
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Pecor's Health-Food Principle:
        Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
 
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Pedaeration, n.:
        The perfect body heat achieved by having one leg under the
        sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
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pediddel:
        A car with only one working headlight.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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