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Fortune: 761 - 770 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  761 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
 
Linux Definitions:  762 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there,
        I go to work."
 
Linux Definitions:  763 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
        to late to punish."
 
Linux Definitions:  764 of 1105

QOTD:
        "He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day."
 
Linux Definitions:  765 of 1105

QOTD:
        "He's on the same bus, but he's sure as hell got a different
        ticket."
 
Linux Definitions:  766 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
 
Linux Definitions:  767 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
 
Linux Definitions:  768 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the
        other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
 
Linux Definitions:  769 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
 
Linux Definitions:  770 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
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