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Fortune: 771 - 780 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  771 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion."
 
Linux Definitions:  772 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome."
 
Linux Definitions:  773 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
 
Linux Definitions:  774 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it
        didn't work."
 
Linux Definitions:  775 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a
        horse with one of the horns broken off."
 
Linux Definitions:  776 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return
        it though.  Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."
 
Linux Definitions:  777 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality."
 
Linux Definitions:  778 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with
        the lost."
 
Linux Definitions:  779 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance."
 
Linux Definitions:  780 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."
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