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Fortune: 781 - 790 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  781 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I used to jog, but the ice kept bouncing out of my glass."
 
Linux Definitions:  782 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the
        dog for dinner."
 
Linux Definitions:  783 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play
        golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her!"
 
Linux Definitions:  784 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."
 
Linux Definitions:  785 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I'm just a boy named 'su'..."
 
Linux Definitions:  786 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either..."
 
Linux Definitions:  787 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."
 
Linux Definitions:  788 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint.  And then go on
        strike.  To make less money."
 
Linux Definitions:  789 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back
        all of my stuff."
 
Linux Definitions:  790 of 1105

QOTD:
        "I've just learned about his illness.  Let's hope it's nothing
        trivial."
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