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Fortune: 791 - 800 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  791 of 1105

QOTD:
        "If he learns from his mistakes, pretty soon he'll know everything."
 
Linux Definitions:  792 of 1105

QOTD:
        "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the cologne, now would I?"
 
Linux Definitions:  793 of 1105

QOTD:
        "If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie."
 
Linux Definitions:  794 of 1105

QOTD:
        "If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."
 
Linux Definitions:  795 of 1105

QOTD:
        "In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department."
 
Linux Definitions:  796 of 1105

QOTD:
        "It seems to me that your antenna doesn't bring in too many
        stations anymore."
 
Linux Definitions:  797 of 1105

QOTD:
        "It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
        hands in his own pockets."
 
Linux Definitions:  798 of 1105

QOTD:
        "It wouldn't have been anything, even if it were gonna be a thing."
 
Linux Definitions:  799 of 1105

QOTD:
        "It's a cold bowl of chili, when love don't work out."
 
Linux Definitions:  800 of 1105

QOTD:
        "It's been Monday all week today."
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