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Fortune: 801 - 810 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  801 of 1105

QOTD:
        "It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun."
 
Linux Definitions:  802 of 1105

QOTD:
        "It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or if
        the ace is missing from his deck altogether."
 
Linux Definitions:  803 of 1105

QOTD:
        "It's sort of a threat, you see.  I've never been very good at
        them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective."
 
Linux Definitions:  804 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Just how much can I get away with and still go to heaven?"
 
Linux Definitions:  805 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency
        on my part."
 
Linux Definitions:  806 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Like this rose, our love will wilt and die."
 
Linux Definitions:  807 of 1105

QOTD:
        "My life is a soap opera, but who gets the movie rights?"
 
Linux Definitions:  808 of 1105

QOTD:
        "My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."
 
Linux Definitions:  809 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Of course it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with
        a fake?"
 
Linux Definitions:  810 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy."
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