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Fortune: 821 - 830 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  821 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Unlucky?  If I bought a pumpkin farm, they'd cancel Halloween."
 
Linux Definitions:  822 of 1105

QOTD:
        "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed?   Just what made you
        think he was broken!"
 
Linux Definitions:  823 of 1105

QOTD:
        "What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding
        when I mess things up."
 
Linux Definitions:  824 of 1105

QOTD:
        "What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call
        "baring your neck."
 
Linux Definitions:  825 of 1105

QOTD:
        "When she hauled ass, it took three trips."
 
Linux Definitions:  826 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Who?  Me?  No, no, NO!!  But I do sell rugs."
 
Linux Definitions:  827 of 1105

QOTD:
        "Wouldn't it be wonderful if real life supported control-Z?"
 
Linux Definitions:  828 of 1105

QOTD:
        "You want me to put *holes* in my ears and hang things from them?
        How...  tribal."
 
Linux Definitions:  829 of 1105

QOTD:
        "You're so dumb you don't even have wisdom teeth."
 
Linux Definitions:  830 of 1105

QOTD:
        All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
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