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Fortune: 831 - 840 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  831 of 1105

QOTD:
        All I want is more than my fair share.
 
Linux Definitions:  832 of 1105

QOTD:
        Flash!  Flash!  I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to
        save the earth!
 
Linux Definitions:  833 of 1105

QOTD:
        How can I miss you if you won't go away?
 
Linux Definitions:  834 of 1105

QOTD:
        I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
        then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
                -- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
 
Linux Definitions:  835 of 1105

QOTD:
        I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
 
Linux Definitions:  836 of 1105

QOTD:
        I opened Pandora's box, let the cat out of the bag and put the
        ball in their court.
                -- Hon. J. Hacker (The Ministry of Administrative Affairs)
 
Linux Definitions:  837 of 1105

QOTD:
        I'm not a nerd -- I'm "socially challenged".
 
Linux Definitions:  838 of 1105

QOTD:
        I'm not bald -- I'm "hair challenged".

        [I thought that was "differently haired". Ed.]
 
Linux Definitions:  839 of 1105

QOTD:
        I've heard about civil Engineers, but I've never met one.
 
Linux Definitions:  840 of 1105

QOTD:
        If it's too loud, you're too old.
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