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Fortune: 881 - 890 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  881 of 1105

Rhode's Law:
        When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance,
        or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or
        circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted,
        estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose
        of convenience, expediency, political advantage, material gain, or
        personal comfort, or any combination of the above, or none of the
        above, be unilaterally and unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and
        adhered to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably,
        and infinitely so, until such time as it becomes advantageous to
        assume otherwise, maybe.
 
Linux Definitions:  882 of 1105

Ritchie's Rule:
        (1) Everything has some value -- if you use the right currency.
        (2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job.
        (3) Search and ye shall find -- but make sure it was lost.
 
Linux Definitions:  883 of 1105

Robot, n.:
        University administrator.
 
Linux Definitions:  884 of 1105

Robustness, adj.:
        Never having to say you're sorry.
 
Linux Definitions:  885 of 1105

Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention:
        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will
        reject the proposal.
 
Linux Definitions:  886 of 1105

Rudd's Discovery:
        You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make
        $300,000 to $400,000, but they don't.  Why?  Because they can
        stay in Washington and make it there.
 
Linux Definitions:  887 of 1105

Rudin's Law:
        If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will
        do it every time.

Rudin's Second Law:
        In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative
        courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible
        course.
 
Linux Definitions:  888 of 1105

rugged, adj.:
        Too heavy to lift.
 
Linux Definitions:  889 of 1105

Rule #1:
        The Boss is always right.

Rule #2:
        If the Boss is wrong, see Rule #1.
 
Linux Definitions:  890 of 1105

Rule of Creative Research:
        (1) Never draw what you can copy.
        (2) Never copy what you can trace.
        (3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.
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