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Fortune: 951 - 960 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  951 of 1105

Stult's Report:
        Our problems are mostly behind us.  What we have to do now is
        fight the solutions.
 
Linux Definitions:  952 of 1105

Stupid, n.:
        Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
 
Linux Definitions:  953 of 1105

Sturgeon's Law:
        90% of everything is crud.
 
Linux Definitions:  954 of 1105

sugar daddy, n.:
        A man who can afford to raise cain.
 
Linux Definitions:  955 of 1105

SUN Microsystems:
        The Network IS the Load Average.
 
Linux Definitions:  956 of 1105

sunset, n.:
        Pronounced atmospheric scattering of shorter wavelengths,
        resulting in selective transmission below 650 nanometers with
        progressively reducing solar elevation.
 
Linux Definitions:  957 of 1105

sushi, n.:
        When that-which-may-still-be-alive is put on top of rice and
        strapped on with electrical tape.
 
Linux Definitions:  958 of 1105

Sushido, n.:
        The way of the tuna.
 
Linux Definitions:  959 of 1105

Swahili, n.:
        The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions.
                -- Johnny Hart
 
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Sweater, n.:
        A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.
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