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Fortune: 961 - 970 of 1105 from Linux Definitions

Linux Definitions:  961 of 1105

Swipple's Rule of Order:
        He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
 
Linux Definitions:  962 of 1105

system-independent, adj.:
        Works equally poorly on all systems.
 
Linux Definitions:  963 of 1105

T-shirt of the Day:
        Head for the Mountains
                -- courtesy Anheuser-Busch beer

Followup T-shirt of the Day (on the same scenic background):
        If you liked the mountains, head for the Busch!
                -- courtesy someone else
 
Linux Definitions:  964 of 1105

T-shirt Of The Day:
        I'm the person your mother warned you about.
 
Linux Definitions:  965 of 1105

T-shirt:
        Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
 
Linux Definitions:  966 of 1105

Tact, n.:
        The unsaid part of what you're thinking.
 
Linux Definitions:  967 of 1105

take forceful action:
        Do something that should have been done a long time ago.
 
Linux Definitions:  968 of 1105

tax office, n.:
        Den of inequity.
 
Linux Definitions:  969 of 1105

Taxes, n.:
        Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get
        an extension.
 
Linux Definitions:  970 of 1105

taxidermist, n.:
        A man who mounts animals.
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