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1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark)
3/4 oz. tequilla
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. orange juice
3/4 oz. sour mix
1/2 oz. cola
shake with ice and strain into frosted glass.
                Long Island Iced Tea
 
Linux Drugs:  2 of 208

6 oz. orange juice
1 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. Galliano
                Harvey Wallbangers
 
Linux Drugs:  3 of 208

A beer delayed is a beer denied.
 
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A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.

                [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack?  Ed.]
 
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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it
into a urinal.  Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar
and repeats this sequence -- several times.  Finally the bartender got so
curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.

Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."
 
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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with
-- even if he drank.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Linux Drugs:  7 of 208

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
 
Linux Drugs:  8 of 208

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
 
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Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest
poison is time.
                -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"
 
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Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone else's name.
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