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Linux Drugs:  141 of 208

Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.
 
Linux Drugs:  142 of 208

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Linux Drugs:  143 of 208

SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!!
        Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the
        U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS),
        describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on
        the environment, and anticipated opposition.  Statements must be
        filed 30 days in advance.
 
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
                -- Fletcher Knebel
 
Linux Drugs:  145 of 208

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
                -- Fran Lebowitz
 
Linux Drugs:  146 of 208

Smoking Prohibited.  Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.
 
Linux Drugs:  147 of 208

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as
large as it needs to be?
 
Linux Drugs:  148 of 208

Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
 
Linux Drugs:  149 of 208

Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the
only ashtray.
 
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        Split           1/4 bottle      .187 liters
        Half            1/2 bottle
        Bottle          750 milliliters
        Magnum          2 bottles       1.5 liters
        Jeroboam        4 bottles
        Rehoboam        6 bottles       Not available in the US
        Methuselah      8 bottles
        Salmanazar      12 bottles
        Balthazar       16 bottles
        Nebuchadnezzar  20 bottles      15 liters
        Sovereign       34 bottles      26 liters

        The Sovereign is a new bottle, made for the launching of the
largest cruise ship in the world.  The bottle alone cost 8,000 dollars
to produce and they only made 8 of them.
        Most of the funny names come from Biblical people.
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