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Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
                -- Dom Perignon, upon discovering champagne.

Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober.
                -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2

Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.

Don't smoke the next cigarette.  Repeat.

Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation?  That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
                -- Marc Price

Drinking is not a spectator sport.
                -- Jim Brosnan

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
                -- Robert Benchley

Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
                -- Karyl Roosevelt

Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English.  Many
people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from.  The first syllable
comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg".  I don't know where
the "nog" comes from.

To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in
season, eggs...