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Linux Drugs:  31 of 208

Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
                -- Dom Perignon, upon discovering champagne.
 
Linux Drugs:  32 of 208

Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober.
                -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2
 
Linux Drugs:  33 of 208

Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
 
Linux Drugs:  34 of 208

Don't smoke the next cigarette.  Repeat.
 
Linux Drugs:  35 of 208

Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.
 
Linux Drugs:  36 of 208

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation?  That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
                -- Marc Price
 
Linux Drugs:  37 of 208

Drinking is not a spectator sport.
                -- Jim Brosnan
 
Linux Drugs:  38 of 208

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
                -- Robert Benchley
 
Linux Drugs:  39 of 208

Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
                -- Karyl Roosevelt
 
Linux Drugs:  40 of 208

Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English.  Many
people wonder where the word "eggnog" comes from.  The first syllable
comes from the English word "egg", meaning "egg".  I don't know where
the "nog" comes from.

To make eggnog, you'll need rum, whiskey, wine gin and, if they are in
season, eggs...
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