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Linux Drugs:  61 of 208

I drink to make other people interesting.
                -- George Jean Nathan
 
Linux Drugs:  62 of 208

I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex.  It was the most *horrifying* 20
minutes of my life!
 
Linux Drugs:  63 of 208

I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row.  I do believe that is a record.
                -- Dylan Thomas, his last words
 
Linux Drugs:  64 of 208

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
                -- Richard Burton
 
Linux Drugs:  65 of 208

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
                -- Arturo Toscanini
 
Linux Drugs:  66 of 208

I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position.
 
Linux Drugs:  67 of 208

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
                -- Alexander Woolcott
 
Linux Drugs:  68 of 208

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all
saloonkeepers were Democrats.
 
Linux Drugs:  69 of 208

I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way.
 
Linux Drugs:  70 of 208

I suppose that in a few hours I will sober up. That's such a sad
thought. I think I'll have a few more drinks to prepare myself.
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