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Linux Education:  188 of 203

What does education often do?  It makes a straight cut ditch of a
free meandering brook.
                -- Henry David Thoreau
 
Linux Education:  189 of 203

                What I Did During My Fall Semester
On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
Then I hung out in front of the Dover.

On the second day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
Then I hung out in front of the Dover.

On the third day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
I found a thesis topic:
        How to keep people from hanging out in front of the Dover.
                -- Sister Mary Elephant, "Student Statement for Black Friday"
 
Linux Education:  190 of 203

What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?
                -- Erica Jong, "Fear of Flying"
 
Linux Education:  191 of 203

What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.
                -- Raymond Aron, "The Opium of the Intellectuals"
 
Linux Education:  192 of 203

What we do not understand we do not possess.
                -- Goethe
 
Linux Education:  193 of 203

What's page one, a preemptive strike?
                -- Professor Freund, Communication, Ramapo State College
 
Linux Education:  194 of 203

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into
the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Education:  195 of 203

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."
                -- Dave Parnas
 
Linux Education:  196 of 203

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
                -- Karl Kraus
 
Linux Education:  197 of 203

"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
                -- George Ade
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