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A German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed.  They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
        "What do you think?" said the the first ranger.
        "The Czech is in the male," replied the second.
 
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Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went
on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.
 
Linux Ethnic:  3 of 161

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much.  Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
                -- David Letterman
 
Linux Ethnic:  4 of 161

"All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands."
                -- Saint Patrick
 
Linux Ethnic:  5 of 161

Also, the Scots are said to have invented golf.  Then they had
to invent Scotch whiskey to take away the pain and frustration.
 
Linux Ethnic:  6 of 161

alta, v:        To change; make or become different; modify.
ansa, v:        A spoken or written reply, as to a question.
baa, n:         A place people meet to have a few drinks.
Baaston, n:     The capital of Massachusetts.
baaba, n:       One whose business is to cut or trim hair or beards.
beea, n:        An alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and hops, often
                        found in baas.
caaa, n:        An automobile.
centa, n:       A point around which something revolves; axis.  (Or
                        someone involved with the Knicks.)
chouda, n:      A thick seafood soup, often in a milk base.
dada, n:        Information, esp. information organized for analysis or
                        computation.
                -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary
 
Linux Ethnic:  7 of 161

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until
people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its
name to "America".
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Linux Ethnic:  8 of 161

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
                -- Allen Ginsberg
 
Linux Ethnic:  9 of 161

American by birth; Texan by the grace of God.
 
Linux Ethnic:  10 of 161

Americans are people who insist on living in the present, tense.
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