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Linux Food:  181 of 198

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional
cheese dip.
                -- Ignatius Reilly
Linux Food:  182 of 198

        "When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last,
"what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
        "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh.  "What do you say, Piglet?"
        "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
        Pooh nodded thoughtfully.  "It's the same thing," he said.
Linux Food:  183 of 198

When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
Linux Food:  184 of 198

Where do you go to get anorexia?
                -- Shelley Winters
Linux Food:  185 of 198

While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't
keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
                -- Edward Stevenson
Linux Food:  186 of 198

Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart
can make a good soup.
                -- Ludwig Van Beethoven
Linux Food:  187 of 198

Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?  It's quite uncanny.
Linux Food:  188 of 198

Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
Linux Food:  189 of 198

Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the
way he did.  In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an
indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less
important to him than his table or his white robe.
                -- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac
Linux Food:  190 of 198

Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
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