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Linux Food:  31 of 198

        During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm.  He
stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode
Island Red hopped on top.  Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch
a Tory!"
 
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Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
                -- Harry Secombe's diet
 
Linux Food:  33 of 198

Eat drink and be merry!  Tommorrow you may be in Utah.
 
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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
 
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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
 
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Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway.
 
Linux Food:  37 of 198

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work."
 
Linux Food:  38 of 198

Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
 
Linux Food:  39 of 198

Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
 
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Even a cabbage may look at a king.
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