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Linux Food:  61 of 198

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.  Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.
                -- Peter Oakley
 
Linux Food:  62 of 198

I don't care for the Sugar Smacks commercial.  I don't like the idea of
a frog jumping on my Breakfast.
                -- Lowell, Chicago Reader 10/15/82
 
Linux Food:  63 of 198

I don't care where I sit as long as I get fed.
                -- Calvin Trillin
 
Linux Food:  64 of 198

I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking.
                -- Katherine Cebrian
 
Linux Food:  65 of 198

I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.  I get fat.  I buy new clothes.
No problem.
 
Linux Food:  66 of 198

"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd
eat it, and I just hate it."
                -- Clarence Darrow
 
Linux Food:  67 of 198

I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance.
                -- A.M. Readyhough
 
Linux Food:  68 of 198

I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race,
in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals.
                -- Thoreau
 
Linux Food:  69 of 198

I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God.
                -- B. Hathrume Duk
 
Linux Food:  70 of 198

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
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