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Linux Food:  71 of 198

I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
 
Linux Food:  72 of 198

        "I thought you were trying to get into shape."
        "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
 
Linux Food:  73 of 198

I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
 
Linux Food:  74 of 198

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
                -- Totie Fields
 
Linux Food:  75 of 198

If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
 
Linux Food:  76 of 198

If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
 
Linux Food:  77 of 198

If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
 
Linux Food:  78 of 198

If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut?
 
Linux Food:  79 of 198

If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
                -- Snoopy
 
Linux Food:  80 of 198

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
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