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If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
-- Groucho Marx
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If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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If your bread is stale, make toast.
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
-- Josi Simon
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Is there life before breakfast?
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It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly,
since it has no ears.
-- Marcus Porcius Cato
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IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about
a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw
that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."
Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings
about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still
safe to eat.
-- Robert Fuoss