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Linux Food:  91 of 198

It's raisins that make Post Raisin Bran so raisiny ...
Linux Food:  92 of 198

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers
have been all over it.
                -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.
Linux Food:  93 of 198

Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
Pick one.

         (1)    It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake.
         (2)    It's cheaper than going to France.
         (3)    It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday.
         (4)    Life is short.
         (5)    It's somebody's birthday.  I don't want them to celebrate alone.
         (6)    It matches my eyes.
         (7)    Whoever said, "Let them eat cake." must have been talking to me.
         (8)    To punish myself for eating dessert yesterday.
         (9)    Compensation for all the time I spend in the shower not eating.
        (10)    Strawberry shortcake is evil.  I must help rid the world of it.
        (11)    I'm getting weak from eating all that healthy stuff.
        (12)    It's the second anniversary of the night I ate plain broccoli.
Linux Food:  94 of 198

Killing turkeys causes winter.
Linux Food:  95 of 198

Kissing don't last, cookery do.
                -- George Meredith
Linux Food:  96 of 198

Kitchen activity is highlighted.  Butter up a friend.
Linux Food:  97 of 198

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up
the pillow was gone.
                -- Tommy Cooper
Linux Food:  98 of 198

Last week's pet, this week's special.
Linux Food:  99 of 198

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Linux Food:  100 of 198

Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it.  You have to
eat it nevertheless.
                -- Flaubert
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