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Linux Fortunes:  158 of 433

Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
 
Linux Fortunes:  159 of 433

Slow day.  Practice crawling.
 
Linux Fortunes:  160 of 433

Snow Day -- stay home.
 
Linux Fortunes:  161 of 433

So this it it.  We're going to die.
 
Linux Fortunes:  162 of 433

So you're back... about time...
 
Linux Fortunes:  163 of 433

Someone is speaking well of you.
 
Linux Fortunes:  164 of 433

Someone is speaking well of you.

How unusual!
 
Linux Fortunes:  165 of 433

Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
 
Linux Fortunes:  166 of 433

Stay away from flying saucers today.
 
Linux Fortunes:  167 of 433

Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
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