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Linux Fortunes:  11 of 433

Advancement in position.
 
Linux Fortunes:  12 of 433

After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
 
Linux Fortunes:  13 of 433

Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a change.
 
Linux Fortunes:  14 of 433

Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
 
Linux Fortunes:  15 of 433

All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
 
Linux Fortunes:  16 of 433

Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
 
Linux Fortunes:  17 of 433

An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
 
Linux Fortunes:  18 of 433

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.
 
Linux Fortunes:  19 of 433

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
 
Linux Fortunes:  20 of 433

Are you a turtle?
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