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The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
                -- George Gobel
 
Linux Fortunes:  172 of 433

There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.
 
Linux Fortunes:  173 of 433

There is a fly on your nose.
 
Linux Fortunes:  174 of 433

There was a phone call for you.
 
Linux Fortunes:  175 of 433

There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
 
Linux Fortunes:  176 of 433

Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.
 
Linux Fortunes:  177 of 433

Think twice before speaking, but don't say "think think click click".
 
Linux Fortunes:  178 of 433

This life is yours.  Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
 
Linux Fortunes:  179 of 433

This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
 
Linux Fortunes:  180 of 433

Time to be aggressive.  Go after a tattooed Virgo.
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