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You are number 6!  Who is number one?
 
Linux Fortunes:  222 of 433

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
 
Linux Fortunes:  223 of 433

You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward.  Therefore you
have few friends.
 
Linux Fortunes:  224 of 433

You are sick, twisted and perverted.  I like that in a person.
 
Linux Fortunes:  225 of 433

You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
 
Linux Fortunes:  226 of 433

You are standing on my toes.
 
Linux Fortunes:  227 of 433

You are taking yourself far too seriously.
 
Linux Fortunes:  228 of 433

You are the only person to ever get this message.
 
Linux Fortunes:  229 of 433

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
 
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You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
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