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You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior executive.
 
Linux Fortunes:  232 of 433

You can do very well in speculation where land or anything to do with dirt
is concerned.
 
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You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
 
Linux Fortunes:  234 of 433

You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
 
Linux Fortunes:  235 of 433

You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
 
Linux Fortunes:  236 of 433

You dialed 5483.
 
Linux Fortunes:  237 of 433

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
 
Linux Fortunes:  238 of 433

You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
 
Linux Fortunes:  239 of 433

You enjoy the company of other people.
 
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You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
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