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Linux Fortunes:  301 of 433

You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
 
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You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
 
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You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
 
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You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.
 
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You will be awarded some great honor.
 
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You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.
 
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You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
 
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You will be dead within a year.
 
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You will be divorced within a year.
 
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You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.
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