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Linux Fortunes:  391 of 433

You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
 
Linux Fortunes:  392 of 433

You're not my type.  For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
 
Linux Fortunes:  393 of 433

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
 
Linux Fortunes:  394 of 433

You're working under a slight handicap.  You happen to be human.
 
Linux Fortunes:  395 of 433

You've been leading a dog's life.  Stay off the furniture.
 
Linux Fortunes:  396 of 433

Your aim is high and to the right.
 
Linux Fortunes:  397 of 433

Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.
 
Linux Fortunes:  398 of 433

Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don't believe a
thing he tells you.
 
Linux Fortunes:  399 of 433

Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.
 
Linux Fortunes:  400 of 433

Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.
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