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Linux Fortunes:  401 of 433

Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
 
Linux Fortunes:  402 of 433

Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.
 
Linux Fortunes:  403 of 433

Your business will assume vast proportions.
 
Linux Fortunes:  404 of 433

Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
 
Linux Fortunes:  405 of 433

Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
 
Linux Fortunes:  406 of 433

Your domestic life may be harmonious.
 
Linux Fortunes:  407 of 433

Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).
 
Linux Fortunes:  408 of 433

Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
 
Linux Fortunes:  409 of 433

Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
 
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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