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Linux Fortunes:  81 of 433

Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.
 
Linux Fortunes:  82 of 433

Don't Worry, Be Happy.
                -- Meher Baba
 
Linux Fortunes:  83 of 433

Don't worry.  Life's too long.
                -- Vincent Sardi, Jr.
 
Linux Fortunes:  84 of 433

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
 
Linux Fortunes:  85 of 433

Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
 
Linux Fortunes:  86 of 433

Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
 
Linux Fortunes:  87 of 433

Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
 
Linux Fortunes:  88 of 433

Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
 
Linux Fortunes:  89 of 433

Excellent day to have a rotten day.
 
Linux Fortunes:  90 of 433

Excellent time to become a missing person.
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