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One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at dinner
alongside Mr. Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic.
   "Mr. Pollard," said he, "my book, _The Biography of a Dead Cow_, is
 published anonymously, but you can hardly be ignorant of its authorship.
 Yet in reviewing it you speak of it as the work of the Idiot of the Century.
 Do you think that fair criticism?"
   "I am very sorry, sir," replied the critic, amiably, "but it did not
occur to me that you really might not wish the public to know who wrote it."
-- Ambrose Bierce
 
Linux Cookie:  657 of 1140

Many aligators will be slain,
but the swamp will remain.
 
Linux Cookie:  658 of 1140

What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.
 
Linux Cookie:  659 of 1140

This is now.  Later is later.
 
Linux Cookie:  660 of 1140

"I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware."
-- Peter da Silva
 
Linux Cookie:  661 of 1140

"If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go
to hell."
-- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88
 
Linux Cookie:  662 of 1140

"Dump the condiments.  If we are to be eaten, we don't need to taste good."
-- "Visionaries" cartoon
 
Linux Cookie:  663 of 1140

"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you'll fog up my helmet."
-- "Visionaries" cartoon
 
Linux Cookie:  664 of 1140

I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get any older.
 
Linux Cookie:  665 of 1140

Marriage Ceremony:  An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the
law being dragged into the affairs of your family.
-- O. C. Ogilvie
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