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Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
                -- Irene Peter
 
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Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.
 
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Kilroe hic erat!
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  322 of 644

Kiss me twice.  I'm schizophrenic.
 
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Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.
 
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Knocked, you weren't in.
                -- Opportunity
 
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Know what I hate most?  Rhetorical questions.
                -- Henry N. Camp
 
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L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.
                -- L. Pasteur
 
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La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
 
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Lake Erie died for your sins.
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