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Linux Miscellaneous:  208 of 644

I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  209 of 644

I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  210 of 644

I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  211 of 644

I love treason but hate a traitor.
                -- Gaius Julius Caesar
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  212 of 644

I never did it that way before.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  213 of 644

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
                -- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  214 of 644

        [I plan] to see, hear, touch, and destroy everything in my path,
including beets, rutabagas, and most random vegetables, but excluding yams,
as I am absolutely terrified of yams...
        Actually, I think my fear of yams began in my early youth, when many
of my young comrades pelted me with same for singing songs of far-off lands
and deep blue seas in a language closely resembling that of the common sow.
My psychosis was further impressed into my soul as I reached adolescence,
when, while skipping through a field of yams, light-heartedly tossing flowers
into the stratosphere, a great yam-picking machine tore through the fields,
pursuing me to the edge of the great plantation, where I escaped by diving
into a great ditch filled with a mixture of water and pig manure, which may
explain my tendency to scream, "Here come the Martians!  Hide the eggs!" every
time I have pork.  But I digress.  The fact remains that I cannot rationally
deal with yams, and pigs are terrible conversationalists.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  215 of 644

I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  216 of 644

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  217 of 644

I saw what you did and I know who you are.
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