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Fortune: 123 - 132 of 460 from Linux Art

Linux Art:  123 of 460

I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to.
                -- Elvis Presley
Linux Art:  124 of 460

I dread success.  To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship.  I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
Linux Art:  125 of 460

I had another dream the other day about music critics.  They were small
and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a
painting by Goya.
                -- Stravinsky
Linux Art:  126 of 460

I have a very strange feeling about this...
                -- Luke Skywalker
Linux Art:  127 of 460

"I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'."
                -- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
Linux Art:  128 of 460

I have had my television aerials removed.  It's the moral equivalent
of a prostate operation.
                -- Malcolm Muggeridge
Linux Art:  129 of 460

I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole BODY!
                -- from "Cerebus" #82
Linux Art:  130 of 460

I knew her before she was a virgin.
                -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
Linux Art:  131 of 460

I never failed to convince an audience that the best thing they
could do was to go away.
Linux Art:  132 of 460

I never made a mistake in my life.  I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
                -- Lucy Van Pelt
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