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Linux Goedel:  11 of 54

For some reason, this fortune reminds everyone of Marvin Zelkowitz.
 
Linux Goedel:  12 of 54

Fortune's current rates:

        Answers                         .10
        Long answers                    .25
        Answers requiring thought       .50
        Correct answers                 $1.00

        Dumb looks are still free.
 
Linux Goedel:  13 of 54

Generic Fortune.
 
Linux Goedel:  14 of 54

Ginger snap.
 
Linux Goedel:  15 of 54

Has anyone realized that the purpose of the fortune cookie program is to
defuse project tensions?  When did you ever see a cheerful cookie, a
non-cynical, or even an informative cookie?
        Perhaps inadvertently, we have a channel for our aggressions.  This
still begs the question of whether the cookie releases the pressure or only
serves to blunt the warning signs.

        Long live the revolution!
        Have a nice day.
 
Linux Goedel:  16 of 54

Hi there!  This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person
reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, jokes,
nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.
 
Linux Goedel:  17 of 54

I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but
I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.
 
Linux Goedel:  18 of 54

If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
 
Linux Goedel:  19 of 54

If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
 
Linux Goedel:  20 of 54

If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
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