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Fortune: 41 - 50 of 54 from Linux Goedel

Linux Goedel:  41 of 54

This fortune is false.
Linux Goedel:  42 of 54

This fortune is inoperative.  Please try another.
Linux Goedel:  43 of 54

This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
Linux Goedel:  44 of 54

This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
Linux Goedel:  45 of 54

This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
Linux Goedel:  46 of 54


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Linux Goedel:  47 of 54

This is your fortune.
Linux Goedel:  48 of 54

Vanilla wafer.
Linux Goedel:  49 of 54

Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
Linux Goedel:  50 of 54

        Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your
        mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth
        of hair on your palms, and make a difference in the outcome
        of your favorite war.
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