Linux Humorists

This land is full of trousers!
this land is full of mausers!
        And pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down!
                -- Firesign Theater

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
                -- Walt Kelly

We have met the enemy, and he is us.
                -- Walt Kelly

We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
                -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?  In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?  Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

What is comedy?  Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.
                -- Steve Martin

        "What shall we do?" said Twoflower.
        "Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully.  He always held that panic was
the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people
faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into
those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent
brute!" and "Here, pussy."
                -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"