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Linux Humorists

Fortune: 191 - 196 of 196 from Linux Humorists

Linux Humorists:  191 of 196

Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
                -- George Carlin
Linux Humorists:  192 of 196

You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?
                -- Steven Wright
Linux Humorists:  193 of 196

        "You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon
airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in
deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me
when I was young!"
        "Why, what did she tell you?"
        "I don't know, I didn't listen."
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Linux Humorists:  194 of 196

You may already be a loser.
                -- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.
Linux Humorists:  195 of 196

You'd better beat it.  You can leave in a taxi.  If you can't get a taxi, you
can leave in a huff.  If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
                -- Groucho Marx
Linux Humorists:  196 of 196

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
                -- Jim Samuels to a heckler

Ah, yes.  I remember my first beer.
                -- Steve Martin to a heckler

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
                -- Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler
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