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Linux Humorists

Fortune: 71 - 80 of 196 from Linux Humorists

Linux Humorists:  71 of 196

I have a map of the United States.  It's actual size.  I spent last summer
folding it.  People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  72 of 196

I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died.
                -- Richard Diran
 
Linux Humorists:  73 of 196

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything.  Every once
in a while I turn it on and off.  On and off.  On and off.  One day I
got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!"
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  74 of 196

I have an existential map.  It has "You are here" written all over it.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  75 of 196

I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident.
I hit a bookmark.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  76 of 196

I know the answer!  The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve?  I think I'm in the wrong building.
                -- Charles Schulz
 
Linux Humorists:  77 of 196

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic.  I may not get
there, but I'm going first class.
                -- Art Buchwald
 
Linux Humorists:  78 of 196

"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour!  This is what
entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
                -- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson
 
Linux Humorists:  79 of 196

I met my latest girl friend in a department store.  She was looking at
clothes, and I was putting Slinkys on the escalators.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  80 of 196

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
                -- Groucho Marx
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