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Fortune: 116 - 125 of 150 from Linux Kids

Linux Kids:  116 of 150

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older
people, and greatly assists in the circulation of the blood.
                -- Logan Pearsall Smith
Linux Kids:  117 of 150

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable
Christian forbearance among men.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
Linux Kids:  118 of 150

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half
by our children.
                -- Clarence Darrow
Linux Kids:  119 of 150

The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.
Linux Kids:  120 of 150

The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.
Linux Kids:  121 of 150

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
                -- John Barrymore
Linux Kids:  122 of 150

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
                -- Ashley Montague
Linux Kids:  123 of 150

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
                -- Laurence J. Peter
Linux Kids:  124 of 150

"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
                -- Charles Schulz, "Things I've Had to Learn Over and
                   Over and Over"
Linux Kids:  125 of 150

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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