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Fortune: 58 - 67 of 150 from Linux Kids

Linux Kids:  58 of 150

I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know
anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is
a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
                -- Will Rogers
 
Linux Kids:  59 of 150

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.  If this doesn't
work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
 
Linux Kids:  60 of 150

If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
                -- G.B. Shaw
 
Linux Kids:  61 of 150

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
                -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
 
Linux Kids:  62 of 150

If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.
                -- Chief Dan George
 
Linux Kids:  63 of 150

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
                -- Bette Davis
 
Linux Kids:  64 of 150

If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
 
Linux Kids:  65 of 150

Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.
 
Linux Kids:  66 of 150

It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
 
Linux Kids:  67 of 150

It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
                -- Kingsley Amis
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